*Warning, this is more of a rant than a blog post, but if you’re considering any kind of extended travel in the near future, you might gain some insights from my mistakes. Or just skip to the end for lessons learned.*
Today I returned from South Africa after a long weekend visit with my South African family (that’s another story). Yet again, I faced a difficult border crossing… turns out travel is a lot more complicated than I thought. And/or I’m attempting to cross a lot more borders than I used to. It all started many months ago…
August 2011, USA → UK: I arrived at Logan International Airport in Boston in a good mood, ready to set out on my adventure with my first international flight of my BIG trip. I had booked a one-way ticket to London with the intention of traveling to the rest of the European Union by train or bus. As far as I knew, I was allowed up to 3 months in the EU and had not made definite plans for what happened after that.
I had already checked in online and all I needed to do was check my bag at the counter. “How long will you be in the UK?” asked the attendant. “I don’t know – I booked a one way flight!” I smiled, excited to step out into the unknown. “OH…” she said, “I can’t let you on this flight – you have to have a return trip.” “What!?!” But it was no good, she insisted that I buy a return ticket right there on the spot. She said that the rule was being newly enforced in the last couple weeks and I would be deported without it. Trying to keep calm and not freak out, I used my phone to quickly book the cheapest ticket I could find sometime in the distant future.
Of course, when I arrived in the UK, they asked me how long I was staying. “A couple weeks,” I responded in a vague, uninterested tone. “Okay, enjoy your stay,” said the border officer, handing me back my passport. Argh – they didn’t even ASK about that return ticket!
September 2011, UK → Spain → France → Spain: After flying to Spain and undergoing a much less intense border crossing into the rest of the EU, I took a bus with my friend Sarah from Pamplona up to St. Jean Pied-du-Port, where the start of our Camino was. St. Jean is in France. The next day, Sarah and I walked across the last range of mountains at the south edge of the Pyrenees… back into Spain. It was that easy. Actually, the border crossing sign said “Navarra”, not “Espana”, signifying the fierce Basque possessiveness of the region. But that’s neither here nor there.
October 2011, Spain → France: Flew from Santiago de Compostela to Paris – again, all within the EU. No problema!
November 2011, France → UK: Train from Paris to London. All in the EU, so no problem, right? WRONG! Not only is there border control between the two, when you’re taking the Eurostar train, it all happens on the Paris side so that the UK doesn’t have to send people back. The 45 minutes ahead I was told to arrive at the station was not even close to enough time to go through security, exit immigration from France, and entrance immigration into Britain.
At the counter, the immigration officer demanded my departure plans and the address of where I would be staying in the UK. Yes, I did in fact have departure plans this time, but all that information was on my phone. Tragically, my phone was now dead because my very British aunt borrowed my power adapter to make tea and subsequently fried it. On top of that, my friend in London who I was visiting just told me to meet him at the tube stop near his house. That’s all the info I had. The border control officer looked at me with incredulity and said, “Don’t you know the UK denies access to more Americans than people from any other country.” In my stressed out state, I fought to keep myself from sniping back at him, “Well NO, how would I know THAT!?!” Instead, I respectfully pleaded with him, saying my phone was dead and I didn’t know about all those rules…
In the end, he made a very detailed note on my entry card and told me if I tried these shenanigans again, I would be deported back to where I came from. YIKES! Duly noted.
November 2011, UK → Kenya: This time I did everything in my power to get it right. My contact in Nairobi, Ani, told me not to worry about it and just say I was visiting friends and get a $50 single-entry visa on arrival. Is that all? I wrote down all my contacts names, phone numbers, the address I was staying at, and printed out any other pertinent information I could think of. Sure enough, as long as you have the $$$, they would let you in. At least the first time…
December 2011, Kenya → USA: Headed home for a Christmas holiday with family and friends. After traveling for about 24 hours, it was Christmas eve when I entered the States in Chicago, before connecting home to Seattle. At the counter I wearily handed my navy blue passport over once again. The officer took a quick look and handed it back to me, “Welcome home Ms. Moore.” WOW, that was a great feeling. No questions, no hassle. This was my country and it was good to belong for once.
January 2011, USA → Kenya: After another marathon flight back to Nairobi, I arrived in the early hours of the morning exhausted and ready to shower and collapse into bed. I lined up to cough up another $50 for a single-entry visa. This time, the officer explained to me that I needed to get some kind of form, some kind of special pass. Half asleep, I nodded unknowingly, and happily moved on when he handed back my passport with another shiny new visa.
Only weeks later did I find out that he stamped in there that I was required to get a Special Pass, with capitol letters, which was basically a mini work permit and would cost about $300. WTF! Okay, so I guess it is Kenya’s prerogative to require these things, but sometimes it feels like they just make this stuff up to squeeze as much money out of people as possible. The tourists just have to pay the single-entry visa once, but the people living and working in Kenya include social entrepreneurs, NGO staff, diplomats have to pay through the nose to stay and come and go – all with varying degrees of wealth, but mostly arguably working toward the betterment of Kenya. It just grates a little bit sometimes.
February 2011, Tanzania, Uganda, etc: Fortunately, as least East African countries have an agreement that says I can return to Kenya without a new visa. Whew! Always careful to take my vaccination information with me everywhere, just in case!
March 2011, Kenya → South Africa: Finally got the Special Pass sorted out the day before I was to depart to South Africa. I took my passport and threw it directly into purse, ready for action. The next morning, I confidently caught my cab to the airport, checked in, and wandered around the airport. The power at the airport was down, so I wandered around in the darkness waiting for my flight. Thirty minutes before the flight, the gate opened and I once again stood in line only to wait some more. The attendant at the gate took my boarding card, tore it, and then asked for my yellow fever card (required to enter South Africa). OH crap… Seriously? I usually kept it with my passport, but had separated them to get the Special Pass. Can I get nothing right? He then nonchalantly told me there was no way I was going to make this flight. Thanks for nothing.
Fortunately, I remembered something a friend of mine said about paying to get a vaccine at the airport – and actually, all you get is the card, not the actual vaccine. I managed to find the clinic and ask for the vaccine. After a lot of hemming and hawing about how the power was out and they had no more vaccines, I threatened to give up and go home and was only then informed that the card could be filling out for 1500 shillings ($18). Okay, whatever it takes. They casually filled out a new yellow fever card, took record of the vaccine batch number (not) administered, and wrote me a receipt… while I sweated bullets over my flight scheduled to depart in less than 15 minutes. Fake yellow fever card finally in hand, myself and another man in a similar position hauled back into the terminal to the gate, 10 minutes prior to departure.
The same attendant was there and told us it was too late to make it on the plan. Again… Seriously? He seemed really committed to us not making this flight. We respectfully begged with him, mixing in the word “Bwana” which is Sir in Swahili. We went back and forth and back and forth for more than 5 minutes. I begged him to make an exception (how many times have I sat on a plane waiting for other passengers?) and just try to do the right thing in the name of customer service. I don’t know what finally convinced him, but a couple of other staff walked up, there was some discussion in Swahili, and they decided to let us through. Once on the plane, we were the two awkward people getting on last when everyone else has been sitting there for 15 minutes wondering what the hold up was. I didn’t care – I was just glad to be on the plane.
Coming back to Kenya tonight, I could hardly expect a smooth return at this point – and was not disappointed. After paying all that money to get the Special Pass, apparently you need another stamp you get at the same time that allows free re-entry without the $50 fee. Sigh. Again, I attempted to talk my way out of the extra $50. This strategy is at least worth a shot, as it seems to work once in a while. But this time, no dice. Another $50 to the government of Kenya. Cha-ching!
Thus concludes my rather unsuccessful border crossings over the last year. Then again, depending on how you look at it, maybe they were successful: I was never deported. I have some good stories to tell. It has always been an adventure. And I’ve learned to stick up for myself. All in all, I guess I have a lot to be thankful for.
Lessons Learned:
1. Print all your paperwork out and have it handy. Never rely on electronics when it comes to border crossings.
2. Always, always, give yourself plenty of time, even if it is a very small airport and delays seem highly unlikely (and/or the power is out, you have to change money last minute, you run out of credit on your phone, you run out of battery on your phone, you get lost, you forgot your paperwork, and who knows what else).
3. Never answer more than the questions asked. The more information you give them, the more fodder they have to question your motives to enter their country.
4. Always check the entry and exit requirements for each country you plan on traveling to, and then double check them within the 1-2 weeks before you go.
5. If nothing else works, you can always try talking your way through it. Respectfully. Calmly.